Tejpal says he got it wrong when his junior told him that it needs to go 'up'...
A Congress MP messed with the wrong kutti, when he groped her in an election rally...
Bill Clinton meant something else when he wanted Monica to do deals under the table....
Asaram Bapu was practicing on disciples the wrong asanas....
One cannot help but wonder why men in power lose it in when a damsel comes along, and why all hell breaks lose in enclosed spaces. It has to do something with an itch in the balls. An outlet is either scratching, or getting it scratched by the opposite and weaker sex. Women and children are the most common victims. From the White House to an elevator, men whom we erect on a high pedestal lose it when they have an erection.
Even your senior in the office, with casuals bought from thrift shops on Commercial Street, thinks he is the Raymond's Complete Man in looks. As long as he is earning a few rupees more (and even paise), the machismo attitude kicks in. He may not have the right attitude to reach the top, but rest assured, stares aka the male gaze in expectation to get the top position in bed.
There is only a zip between pubic and public. And men in power know this very well. Behind closed doors, they are the self appointed heroes of loose libido and morals, and they go gung-ho on that. Drunk on power and local vodka, they see women as more than subordinates; they see them as the next Sunny Leone and Poonam Pandey. Take the recent Park Avenue ad of their deodorant. A man marks his territory. And he sprays the magic potion on the girl sitting on the bar stool. Yes, our carnal desire is that of animals. But, i have never seen any species on National Geographic spraying its urine on its potential mate and "marking" her.
Yes mam, the alpha male, and the omega too, has not learnt to control his itch. When a man's got to do it, he does it with impunity. This is not confined to mere mortals, even Gods and sages have fallen prey to the inevitable itch. Unwind through the epics and history books. Examples are aplenty. What followed them were curses. Ravana was cursed that any woman he tries to molest will have his head blown off, Presidents have been impeached and now, a media Mogul is going to stand trail. Hopefully, he will face justice.
Be it a possessive boyfriend, pervert husband or creepy boss, unless the good ladies do not raise their voice, and use their heels to slap and smack, this atrocity will continue. There is no God in a foxhole, and no etiquette in an elevator.
The next time you come across the guy with an itch in his balls, do not hesitate to give him a piece of your mind, pepper spray and a good kick, right where it hurts.
A Congress MP messed with the wrong kutti, when he groped her in an election rally...
Bill Clinton meant something else when he wanted Monica to do deals under the table....
Asaram Bapu was practicing on disciples the wrong asanas....
One cannot help but wonder why men in power lose it in when a damsel comes along, and why all hell breaks lose in enclosed spaces. It has to do something with an itch in the balls. An outlet is either scratching, or getting it scratched by the opposite and weaker sex. Women and children are the most common victims. From the White House to an elevator, men whom we erect on a high pedestal lose it when they have an erection.
Even your senior in the office, with casuals bought from thrift shops on Commercial Street, thinks he is the Raymond's Complete Man in looks. As long as he is earning a few rupees more (and even paise), the machismo attitude kicks in. He may not have the right attitude to reach the top, but rest assured, stares aka the male gaze in expectation to get the top position in bed.
There is only a zip between pubic and public. And men in power know this very well. Behind closed doors, they are the self appointed heroes of loose libido and morals, and they go gung-ho on that. Drunk on power and local vodka, they see women as more than subordinates; they see them as the next Sunny Leone and Poonam Pandey. Take the recent Park Avenue ad of their deodorant. A man marks his territory. And he sprays the magic potion on the girl sitting on the bar stool. Yes, our carnal desire is that of animals. But, i have never seen any species on National Geographic spraying its urine on its potential mate and "marking" her.
Yes mam, the alpha male, and the omega too, has not learnt to control his itch. When a man's got to do it, he does it with impunity. This is not confined to mere mortals, even Gods and sages have fallen prey to the inevitable itch. Unwind through the epics and history books. Examples are aplenty. What followed them were curses. Ravana was cursed that any woman he tries to molest will have his head blown off, Presidents have been impeached and now, a media Mogul is going to stand trail. Hopefully, he will face justice.
Be it a possessive boyfriend, pervert husband or creepy boss, unless the good ladies do not raise their voice, and use their heels to slap and smack, this atrocity will continue. There is no God in a foxhole, and no etiquette in an elevator.
The next time you come across the guy with an itch in his balls, do not hesitate to give him a piece of your mind, pepper spray and a good kick, right where it hurts.
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