Monday 16 July 2012

THE MIDGET CANDIDATE

Between the battle of Pranab Da and Sangmaji, i couldn't help notice the stark difference in their height. Sangmaji is often given a stool to stand up on and talk on the dais. He would  make for a great president. Even the American President would ""kneel" to his demands.
A study many years ago said that women preferred short men with limited hair 'cause they look cute. Sangma fits the bill for Sonya Gandhi in this matter. Being a tribal leader, with a daughter whose one of the youngest MPs of this country, it would be a good representation of two aspects of the Indian continent.

Sagma is sure not like King Farquaad from SHREK, but both of them share remarkable similarities.
  • Both needed a princess to become rulers (Sonia Gandhi vs Fiona)
  • Both have an ogre to contend with (Pranab Da, who has made an ogre of the economy vs Shrek)
  • Both have mirrors which are forced to boast of them (the Indian media vs the talking mirror) 
In this case, my guess the donkey is US, we the people, who have to support him and continuously talk about him.
 Whoever wins, gets the grand prize of the Kingdom of the Rashtrapati Bhavan.
May the best man win, or the midget.

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