The other day in the news, i heard temple authorities, agreeing with our Indian patent moral police, that jeans should not be worn by women and girls when visiting temples. So much for God and gender equality. This must have deflated the boys and men, as their only excuse of visiting temples is now gone.
I agree to some extent that dress etiquette is important, specially when you're knocking on the doors of the Big Boss and Big Brother. Imagine you knelt down, closed your eyes, prayed and VOILA! you are bang facing the curves of a cute butt. All religion goes right out of the window and you're soon drifting into la-la land. Your eyes follow her everywhere and soon, all kinds of hymns and mantras magically come to your mind.
Figure hugging and custom fit don't make matters easier for the male homo sapiens. He is confused and knows it is wrong, specially when the priest is watching and frowning. But sometimes, even the priest can't help but steal a peek!
God doesn't see the clothes you wear or the brand of jeans that is obviously too tight for you in the first place. He sees how honest you are. But ladies, the men around you aren't pious saints. Hell, saints have been lured away from their tapasyas by saree clad maidens in BC and long before someone coined BC. And we men are ordinary mortals in 21st century, 2012. Levis, Wrangler, Lee or whatever your brand is, the men are not checking out the label. They are oogling your maxius gluteus and then, the lady who is the proud owner of the merchandise.
You can pooh-pooh the men and log out in disgust, but that is the truth. God created man, man created jeans and together, they made the women wear it. So you see, there is God's hand in it too.
Whether you choose to wear jeans or drape in a saree, men will be men. But when they see you ladies in jeans, they become boys all over again. Teenage deja-vu and WOOHOO! a jack pot of eye candies. The men truly believe, for that moment, there exists a God.
I have no right to say that jeans and ladies combo should be avoided from the prayer getaway. This land is made of Gods, Goddesses, democracy and the Kamasutra. But to the guys, please do not give I stare 'cause i care excuse. That's totally lame. Instead, close your eyes, fold your hands, take a deep breath and when no ones watching, smile and give a thumbs to the Gods. For all you know, denim is the answer to your prayers.
I agree to some extent that dress etiquette is important, specially when you're knocking on the doors of the Big Boss and Big Brother. Imagine you knelt down, closed your eyes, prayed and VOILA! you are bang facing the curves of a cute butt. All religion goes right out of the window and you're soon drifting into la-la land. Your eyes follow her everywhere and soon, all kinds of hymns and mantras magically come to your mind.
Figure hugging and custom fit don't make matters easier for the male homo sapiens. He is confused and knows it is wrong, specially when the priest is watching and frowning. But sometimes, even the priest can't help but steal a peek!
God doesn't see the clothes you wear or the brand of jeans that is obviously too tight for you in the first place. He sees how honest you are. But ladies, the men around you aren't pious saints. Hell, saints have been lured away from their tapasyas by saree clad maidens in BC and long before someone coined BC. And we men are ordinary mortals in 21st century, 2012. Levis, Wrangler, Lee or whatever your brand is, the men are not checking out the label. They are oogling your maxius gluteus and then, the lady who is the proud owner of the merchandise.
You can pooh-pooh the men and log out in disgust, but that is the truth. God created man, man created jeans and together, they made the women wear it. So you see, there is God's hand in it too.
Whether you choose to wear jeans or drape in a saree, men will be men. But when they see you ladies in jeans, they become boys all over again. Teenage deja-vu and WOOHOO! a jack pot of eye candies. The men truly believe, for that moment, there exists a God.
I have no right to say that jeans and ladies combo should be avoided from the prayer getaway. This land is made of Gods, Goddesses, democracy and the Kamasutra. But to the guys, please do not give I stare 'cause i care excuse. That's totally lame. Instead, close your eyes, fold your hands, take a deep breath and when no ones watching, smile and give a thumbs to the Gods. For all you know, denim is the answer to your prayers.
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