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All you have to do is tune in to the regional news channels of Karnataka. You don't have to worry about censor board and faces and parts getting blurred. Over here, it's all about the bare and naked truth. The more, the better. And our cameramen ensure the best shots possible for your paisa vasool.
The Manglore incident is our current offering to you. We and our cameramen in Karnataka are above any law, moral or written.Our aim is to ensure closeups of the parts of the girls, running and cuddling with each other in fear. Our "heroes" are the testosterone pumped boys, eager to assault, grope, lift, tare and slap the party girls. We show how gate crashing a party should actually be done.
We even give background music for your enjoyment. We hold special programs on the topic. Naah! we are not bothered about your opinions. But it ensures that you, YES YOU RANDOM CITIZEN, are watching our news channel. We also welcome your sponsorship in between the show or at the end of the show, and will showcase your advertisements. If your idea is to show your macho ism on hapless females, we are just a call away.
Don't worry about values. We, the regional channels, are going to provide you with voyeuristic visuals with such running commentary by our newsreaders that our rival channels hang their heads in shame.
You DARE NOT change the channel, 'cause coming soon, we will be showing much better packages, from rapes to assaults, in HD and 3D. We make you feel, even if it is for a brief blissful moment, what it means to be a pervert.
SO, SIT BACK, PUMP THE VOLUME, LET YOUR JAW DROP AND YOUR EYES FREEZE. THIS........IS THE ULTIMATE COMBO OF NEWS AND REALITY TV, AND WE KNOW YOU'RE LOVING IT.
All you have to do is tune in to the regional news channels of Karnataka. You don't have to worry about censor board and faces and parts getting blurred. Over here, it's all about the bare and naked truth. The more, the better. And our cameramen ensure the best shots possible for your paisa vasool.
The Manglore incident is our current offering to you. We and our cameramen in Karnataka are above any law, moral or written.Our aim is to ensure closeups of the parts of the girls, running and cuddling with each other in fear. Our "heroes" are the testosterone pumped boys, eager to assault, grope, lift, tare and slap the party girls. We show how gate crashing a party should actually be done.
We even give background music for your enjoyment. We hold special programs on the topic. Naah! we are not bothered about your opinions. But it ensures that you, YES YOU RANDOM CITIZEN, are watching our news channel. We also welcome your sponsorship in between the show or at the end of the show, and will showcase your advertisements. If your idea is to show your macho ism on hapless females, we are just a call away.
Don't worry about values. We, the regional channels, are going to provide you with voyeuristic visuals with such running commentary by our newsreaders that our rival channels hang their heads in shame.
You DARE NOT change the channel, 'cause coming soon, we will be showing much better packages, from rapes to assaults, in HD and 3D. We make you feel, even if it is for a brief blissful moment, what it means to be a pervert.
SO, SIT BACK, PUMP THE VOLUME, LET YOUR JAW DROP AND YOUR EYES FREEZE. THIS........IS THE ULTIMATE COMBO OF NEWS AND REALITY TV, AND WE KNOW YOU'RE LOVING IT.
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