I dedicate this blog to the Mallu. He's ubiquitous, omnipresent and omni potent. Basically, a new category of demi-Gods.
Without him, you can't perform any pooja. All necessary items are to be brought from his shop.Without him, your cooking is incomplete, as in any ingredient unavailable in his shop is missing in your dish too. That is the power of the Mallu. While the Sethu still rules the roost, the Mallu is slowing conquering the provision store in your neighbourhood. The Gulf countries owe their prosperity to the discovery of oil and to the diligence of the Mallu.Soon, we will see DHL offering separate shipping and air delivery of Mallus across the globe.
It ain't long before we see the First Mallu President of the UNITED STATES OF AMERICA. No part of our country is devoid of a tea stall run by a Mallu and no child in this country has not tasted atleast one item from a Mallu's shop. THAT my friend, is the POWER OF THE REACH OF THE MALLU.
The Oxford Dictionary shall include the word Mallu, soon the sensex shall see the trading of Mallus and markets will prosper. Our nation shall be divided into Mallu and non-Mallu.
Next time you come across a Mallu, pause, acknowledge his power, deep breath and give a shout to the man saying, "Wassup Cheta?"
Without him, you can't perform any pooja. All necessary items are to be brought from his shop.Without him, your cooking is incomplete, as in any ingredient unavailable in his shop is missing in your dish too. That is the power of the Mallu. While the Sethu still rules the roost, the Mallu is slowing conquering the provision store in your neighbourhood. The Gulf countries owe their prosperity to the discovery of oil and to the diligence of the Mallu.Soon, we will see DHL offering separate shipping and air delivery of Mallus across the globe.
It ain't long before we see the First Mallu President of the UNITED STATES OF AMERICA. No part of our country is devoid of a tea stall run by a Mallu and no child in this country has not tasted atleast one item from a Mallu's shop. THAT my friend, is the POWER OF THE REACH OF THE MALLU.
The Oxford Dictionary shall include the word Mallu, soon the sensex shall see the trading of Mallus and markets will prosper. Our nation shall be divided into Mallu and non-Mallu.
Next time you come across a Mallu, pause, acknowledge his power, deep breath and give a shout to the man saying, "Wassup Cheta?"
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